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The Actual Zodiac

mrsmcgregor9:

Aries: So hot. Super hot. Sometimes selfish, but hot. Egotistical, but still hot. Intelligent. Ambitious. Proud. Hot. (My boyfriend is an Aries he is hot.)

Taurus: Comfy. Like food and sleeping. Good friends and loyal, but might fall asleep on you. Good cooks. Sensual, when you can wake them up.

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incision:

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

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pichiinyan:

When grandpa Horst walked into the Best Friends adoption center, a cat with only one eye caught his attention. Just like the cat, grandpa Horst can only see through one eye.

“Horst and Mimi bonded at the Best Friends Pet Adoption Center in Salt Lake City just a few weeks ago,” Best Friends Animal Society – Utah wrote. After meeting Mimi, he knew right away that that was the cat for him.

You can’t see out of your right eye, and I can’t see out of my left, but together we can see the world,” Horst said to his furry companion in his home in Colorado.

My grandfather and Mimi are truly happy together! I haven’t seen him this happy in years,” said Horst’s granddaughter Heather.

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MY HEART

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dodie-snk:

pls mom don’t hate me

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"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well…maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."

- Hunter S. Thompson (via observando)

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vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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